Achmed 's VHS Repair (and Dark Occult) Emporium is a treasure trove for the antique audio-visual enthusiast. Hundreds of broken and refurbished VCRs, ancient remote controls and the very best collection of videos - even Betamax - alongside movie memorabilia and other nonsense. Piled high and never, ever selling!

Why? Because Achmed does not sell VCRs, he sells the components for the darkest and most obscure magical rituals, to the very worst people in the city.

Which makes him sound like he is a player in the game, but that couldn't be further from the truth. He is a plaything for any faction that wants information. He folds like a deckchair but, for some reason, always seems to be 'in the know'. How does he survive?